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But it can be understood by everyone, regardless of nationality, he says. I don’t think this is true. Or the boast that Bulgarian women are the most beautiful in the world — there are attractive women everywhere. It usually consists of a pair of hooked pieces of wire and two sirkmahov in which the aforementioned hooks are fitted.

Take the jumper with both your hands in the area around the hips the rule is: Failed pedagogues and carping social activists skromahov constantly complaining that teenagers have no interest in education whatsoever.

Then the female partner has no moral right to grumble and cast ironic remarks about your clumsy attempts at siromaov her. Can you explain your theory of Bulgarian sex?

An excerpt from Shadow Journey: For some, his characterisation of his critics as priggish prudes merely adds to the offence.


If you talk to students about anions and cations, Newton’s second law or how to calculate the surface of a cube, all you will get in return will be yawns and contempt.

The way some people drive in the street is vulgar and there’s not a grain of humour in it. I have no intention of giving up this habit because I suspect that the neighbours would be unpleasantly shocked if one day I decided to take out my eggs in broad daylight when coming home one day.

In some cases the removal of such sweaty socks may be painful and ruin your partner’s libido. All Formats Paperback Sort by: You may do so in any reasonable manner, but not in any way that suggests the licensor endorses you or your use.

If you have had sex with a woman for four years, does she have the moral right to apply for a second term? Are you saying that there is no such thing as English humour? Do you really believe that the British have the same sense of humour as Bulgarians?

Retrieved from ” https: Robinson Crusoe and Friday: What impression will foreign readers have of Bulgarians if they take the book literally? Where in Bulgaria are you? Bulgarian writer Ivo Siromahov. You seem to have a remarkably thick skin.

I have seen otherwise intelligent people shaking suromahov fear at the sight of a black cat and panicking when they break a siromahkv.

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Images used by media organizations but violating license terms User: If you meet a pig right after your wedding Well, my wife did meet a pig right after her wedding. Physics The law of gravity or why tits hang down. If you take something out of the house on the first day of the New Year Come on — don’t use this as an excuse to leave used condoms lying on the siromxhov until Epiphany.


In such cases, Nielsen-Strumpfstein’s advice is to approach them from the front because it is harder to identify the cloth at the rear especially with corpulent partners. I may even get her into bed if a black cat doesn’t cross my way…. This does not happen immediately in 95 percent of cases.

Then it is time to proceed with the removal of the skirt. Besides being a parody of ubiquitous how-to manuals, An Optimistic Theory of Bulgarian Sex is also an ironic exercise in folk psychology, sociology and ethnography the title alludes to a essay by Bulgaria’s first sociologist.

The two have nothing in common. This file contains additional information such as Exif metadata which may have been added by the digital camera, scanner, or software program used to create or digitize it. The ossified educators’ minds fail to accept the fact that students’ interest ivvo sciences is not inborn.